The Lighthouse

Category: By DuNi
There was this story when I was still connected to the NGO.  We were facilitating a seminar in Zambales on Turtle Conservation and some relevant issues like the restoration of Capones Island Lighthouse.  Somebody who's name and face I cannot remember brought out this story while we were resting at the beach.  Although the storyteller has vouched for it's authenticity, I still believe this one is to good to be true. 

The following is believed to be a transcript of the actual radio conversation of a US Naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland:



CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degree to the South to avoid a collision...

AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degree to the North to avoid a collision...

CANADIANS: You will have to divert your course 15 degree to the South to avoid a collision...

AMERICANS: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship... I say again... divert YOUR course...

CANADIANS: No... I say again... divert YOUR course...

AMERICANS: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE-FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP...

CANADIANS: This is a LIGHTHOUSE, over...

3 comments so far.

  1. Anonymous May 14, 2011 at 12:13 PM
    hehe, kulit naman ng mga americans! :D
  2. Anonymous May 14, 2011 at 3:25 PM
    I remember this show last night where they said being American is sticking to you guns even if you know you're wrong and insulting your enemy in the process. hahaha
  3. DuNi May 14, 2011 at 3:42 PM
    it's almost the same as the WMD(Weapons of Mass Destruction) claims in Iraq...

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