Notice of Power Interruption
Dear Citizens of this beloved city,
Due to the ongoing rotating brownouts implemented in the country, we regret to inform you that we are scheduling city-wide power interruption tomorrow from 8:00 a.m. to 6 p.m.
In order for everyone to cope up with the inconvenience of feeling the scorching heat during the scheduled brownout, may we suggest that you put on your best clothes and stay at the nearest mall for the duration of the power outage?
Instead of feeling uncomfortable and lapsing into hysteria while enduring the heat within your cramped dwelling, any mall within the vicinity of our beloved city will be sufficient enough to cool your heads down. You can enjoy yourselves within the air-conditioned enclosure that the mall can offer aside from the usual boutiques, food establishments, arcade games and watching that over-hyped teen vampire movie shown in the cinemas.
All jejemons must be in full jejemon gear including their jejecap.
All emos should be in full black gear including their creative eyebrow make-up.
All shopaholics must have at least two paper bags/plastic bags (equivalent to two separate purchases) of the things they desire most, for this particular day only.
All gorgeous ladies can wear their sexiest outfits so that the men can drool and look back afterwards.
All students are excused to skip their classes and waste their precious study time at the mall.
We strongly advise that you make the most of your time inside your favorite hangout place so as to forget that we have been screwing you with the horrible services we offer while deliberately trying the raise the amount that we are charging you.
Yours truly,
Your only Electric Company
-makes me wanna say expletives. but im way past that stage. kainis!